Sunday, December 16, 2007

Definewtions: Words that Could Be (or more likely, could be arrived at through TYPING ERROЯS.)

antwhere: exclamation. often used at picnics

concersation: noun. rudely chatting during a musical performance

dekete: verb. to fake someone out by not making a move they anticipate

errort: noun. something between a retort and a report, but I may be mistaken on that

firthright: noun. the turn you make before you make the thecond right

flaggard: adj. simultaneously flattered and staggered

hypheen: noun. a short Irish dash (punctuation, not a race)

hyphwn: noun. an extremely rare intense tropical storm only seen in Wales

hypohen: noun. a chicken—and a weak one at that

onservation: nounjective. like “on parole,” but with community service time required

peripod: noun. either a group of periwinkles, or what they hatch from

proviking: adj. pertaining to Minnesotans, especially those of Scandinavian descent

tactice: noun. the frostiness that can result from being excessively diplomatic

underkine: noun. a breed of short cattle from the Shetland Islands

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